8 Ways Guys Will Behave During Valentine

Valentine is around the corner again. As a norm, there are supposed to be exchange of gifts, date nights (and maybe some action in the other room). But recession has spoilt everything for guys. Our economy has sworn that things must be go bad this valentine. So, here are eight ways guys would behave during the valentine as a result of the recession.

1. The Big Boy: These are the guys that will still celebrate valentine irrespective of the economic hardship. They will still take their dates out and buy expensive things for them as a gesture of their love. To them, money is not an issue. However, the sad thing is that this category of guys are rare in this period.
2. Those who will travel: This is the perfect opportunity for guys to travel. Once it is the fourteenth, you will hear that they have travelled because of an urgent emergency which they have to attend to. Better don’t believe them. If they are not at home on February 14th, it means they travelled to their friend’s place.
3. Those who will fall sick: Sickness is always unplanned for. This is why some guys will plan to suddenly fall sick. Even if you give them food, they will first deny and pretend they don’t have appetite. They know their girlfriends won’t ask a sick person for valentine gifts. Even if she is courageous enough to ask, he will simply say he used all the money for drugs.
4. Those who will develop urgent problems: When a guy starts lamenting a business misfortune that happened to him recently, you should watch it. If you hear him speak, he will probably exaggerate his story about it to the extent that you will start pitying him. The way he will talk about the loss will surely kill the morale of his girlfriend to expect anything. In fact, if she is not careful, she will end up giving him the money that she has.
5. Those who do not care: You can call them blunt if you care, but they will tell you they cannot kill themselves. If recession forces them to be broke, who are you to ask anything from them? They are different from the other categories because they will tell their girlfriends straight up that she should not expect anything. The best way to celebrate valentine is in their rooms.
6. Those who will celebrate it in church: Some guys will resort to their church’s valentine program as their last hope. They may not have been attending church regularly, but they would not miss the service for any reason. If bae asks them about plans for valentine, they will simply reply that Pastor told them to be in church for the service, after all, God is love.
7. Those who will have problems with their girlfriends: These set of guys have concluded that there must be a problem between them and their girlfriend, no matter how nice she tries to be. They don’t want to break up with her. They just need to suspend the relationship for minimum of one week. That’s when you will see guys will say something like, “why did you plait this hairstyle when you know I once had a bad experience with someone who plaited it. You want to bring me bad luck too? In fact, we are quarrelling.”
8. Those without girlfriends: These set of guys do not have girlfriends. Who knows what they will be doing during the valentine? Maybe they will see a movie or just sleep all through the day. They may not have fun on that day but they will definitely be the best money savers during this season.